BRYAN TAYLOR
"THE PROPER PLACE FOR DIRTY LINEN IS OUT IN THE
OPEN"
Curtain twitchers, attention seekers.
The feeling of might where others are meeker.
Keeping their secrets like moths in a beaker.
Picking up strengths from ones that are weaker.
Neighbours and colleagues, delighting in laughter.
Acting impressively to win a BAFTA.
Delighting in dialogue getting dafter and dafter.
Public execution, swinging from the rafter.
They got rid of the family and that was their aim.
From day one they blackened the household’s name.
From Monday to Sunday then over again.
Sunshine smothered by dark hard rain.
So beware of the streets where others are watching.
Whilst smiling sweetly they are most likely plotting.
If your face doesn’t fit there will be no stopping
And the stain of gossip won’t come out in the washing.
THEM'S THE TRUTHS
From the first time we met to the day we did part,
A rush to the finish right from the start.
All the truths you invented seemed like lies to me.
From pie in the sky to chips on the ground
A round of applause to a sibilant sound
All the truths you invented seemed like lies to me.
And yet I swam with the tide, I sailed on the sea
Ignored the little fishes that whispered to me
That all the truths you invented, I should just ignore.
I introduced you to people; you were part of the clan
Looking back I must have been a desperate man
For all the truths you invented just hurt me more and more.
From a day in Paris to a fortnight in Spain
They cropped up again and again and again
All the truths you invented seemed like lies to me.
From a taxi journey to a long train ride
I tried to leave you but I could not decide
All the truths you invented seemed like lies to me.
I tried to roll with the punches, sometimes fell to the ground
I dismissed all the comments of those all around
That said the truths you invented were nothing more than spite.
I clung onto you dearly, my own life raft
Regardless of the phrases all stupid and daft
Because the truths you invented sometimes sounded right.
I plucked up the courage and I met you one day
Explained I was leaving, I was running away
A truth I invented, an outright forthright lie
You believed me of course and wished me good health
You didn’t realise that I was lying myself
Go tell the truths you invented to some other loveblind guy.
Many thanks to John Stevenson for the "All the truths you’ve invented" exercise/inspiration.
And James Harrison for the title.
Oh, and Nick Cave ……
FLOWERS
They scream, you know, when they’re pulled from the ground
Unless there’s no-one around to witness the sound.
So if it IS true, then one needs to be there
To make the florists completely aware
They are dealing with death. It’s not very pretty
Surrounding ones’ self with false happiness or pity.
I could carry on, no doubt, for hours and hours
As I’ve never known exactly how to say it with flowers.
YOU SAID
You said I was going to be happy
You said I would never be sad.
You said I was going to be rich one day
You said I’d forever be glad.
You said I would never be lonely
You said I would sire a clan.
You said I’d marry the best looking girl
You said I would grow up a man.
You said I’d want for nothing
And nothing was out of my reach.
You said I would never chastise anyone
And practise what I preach.
You said I could climb any mountain
You said I would never get down.
You said I could swim any fountain
You said I would never drown.
You said I’d remember the night before
You said I’d be different to ‘them’.
You said it would never happen
You said it again and again.
You said I’d be a success, of course
And happiness would be a given.
You said I’d have the appetite of a horse
And it would never tire of being ridden.
You said many things that haven’t come true
You said until I called a halt.
You said all those things with your best intent
I suppose it’s not your fault.
"WORK IS A WORD BETWEEN WILDEBEEST AND WURLITZER"
Between adult and child, there is "boy".
Between dismiss and forget, there’s "enjoy".
Between grounded and ‘instable’, there’s a "heap".
Jury, Judge and Law are ours to keep.
Between Mother and orphan, there’s "new-born".
Between pork and red meat, there is "Quorn".
Between shy and unabashed, there’s a "ton".
Between vast and X-ray vision, the truth is "won".
Between the Yak and the Zebra there is nowt.
What the bloody hell was all that about?